Tuesday, March 15, 2011

100+ Things About Me....You may or may not know

Sometimes you get really really bored at work and have to kill time or just come up with the most random of topics and ideas....LOL

1. I am the youngest of my family
2. My family consist of 13 people
3. I have 5 brothers, 6 boys including me
4. I have 5 sisters
5. I heard I had an older brother that got poisoned in Laos, so it could of been 14 family members.
6. I love music and write lyrics or songs
7. I was in choir throughout my academic years, from elementary, middle through high school.
8. I mixed Vodka and OJ in a Minute Maid bottle and drank it during a high school exam.
9. I had chicken pox twice
10. I do not smoke
11. I stole an American flag at St. Judes Church when I was going to school there (around kindergarten - 1st grade), got caught and got kicked out.
12. I always lose at casinos
13. I do donate to global catastrophes
14. I bench pressed 210 lbs. in 11th grade and got a trophy for it.
15. I feel a lot of people these days get mad/pissed off for no reason and blame the world, nonsense, etc...they should either cheer up or F*ck Off.
16. My first crush was a meeka girl named Aubrey Hireman and I was in 2nd grade
17. I once got an A+++ on a drawing in 5th grade. I never knew A+++ existed, but it did on that drawing..haha
18. I had ingrown toe nails
19. Sometimes I care a little too much about nonsense things, when I shouldn't.
20. I play guitar and excelled in it pretty fast
21. Every single meeka person I got in a fight with throughout middle and high school, I've became cool with all of them.
22. As a kid, me and my brother Jimmy used to throw baby hamsters out in the sun, watch them burn and die, looking back, I don't know what the hell we were thinking and I feel so bad.
23. Back at my old house, when we were kids, me and my cousin John Gay used to piss in a closet corner together.
24. The last time I counted, I own 23 pairs of shoes
25. I've had almost every hairstyle imaginable. From short, long, spikey, split, slicked, mohawk and even a semi mullet.
26. I've been hit by a vehicle (See below #27)
27. I got expelled from Southwest High in 11th grade from hospitalizing this kid because he hit me and Daniel San with his car, then drove off into the school parking lot. Too bad he was an idiot and parked his car and got caught slipping.
POW!..right in the kisser
28. I was locked up and in shelter care with my brother Jimmy and all we did was goof around.
29. I used to type and print fake school trip letters, give it to my dad to sign. So I can go play.
30. When I used to skip school, sometimes I would hide and sleep under my bed, so that way my parents wouldn't find me.
31. I lived in Syracuse, New York for about 6 months. That's the time when I really started to understand/figure myself out, mature, grow up and learn.
32. I still have a rose that my choir teacher gave me, from my very last high school choir concert. She gave all the students a rose that night.


33. I always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle - Leonardo
34. I was around 13-14 years old when I was introduced to drinking and smoking the devil's lettuce.
35. I think a lot of my friends really do have Hot sisters...har har har
36. I'm retarded with money and spend a lot
37. My 1st best friend was a girl, Sofia Xiong
38. I caught an opponent with a flying armbar. Legit!
39. I have Batman Legos
40. I split my head open twice
41. I pooped my pants as a kid and my older brother JT had to clean it up...LOL..Winning!
42. I enjoy cooking and Yes I can cook
43. I quit drinking beer and do not drink beer
44. I love reading about success stories, whether it be about people, small businesses, lifestyles, etc....
45. I threw a pencil at my study hall teacher and hit her on her forehead and didn't get caught, she was a b*tch and no students liked her.
46. My oldest brother Dar tricked me and cut my head bald in 5th grade and I cried.
47. My mother passed away on my birthday...Miss you mom.


48. I laughed my ass off, when I saw Ronnie cry on Jersey Shore..Steroids and tears are funny when they mix.
Stevie B - killer mullet
49. I love Freestyle Music and break dancing...or at least watching it 



50. I sing out loud when I'm by myself and rarely in front of people
51. I'm obsessed and admire artist or musicians who can sing, play guitar, keyboard/piano, write, produce, mix and do it all.
52. My dad hasn't called or talked to me since I lied and told him I was dating a white girl...haha
53. I would love to live in Brazil for months and train BJJ all day.
54. The guitar I want is a Breedlove Black Magic Guitar, it's about $1000. She will be mine one day!

Black Magic
55. I used to eat ant hills as a kid, during my mental illness days...wait, what?
56. I used to get bloody noses twice a day, everyday and sometimes for no apparent reason...but not as much anymore.
57. I have a plan to start a clothing line/company...I love clothes
58. I went to tech college to become an E.M.T, but failed the class by 2%
60. I seriously think my brother in law Jay Steinberg is the hardest working man and defines a man.
61. I'm a make out slut from what they say...
62. I love Olive Garden
63. I think girls are the most "beautiful" creatures created!
64. I took 2nd place in a Chess tournament back in 6th grade. I was so disappointed at myself that I lost.
65. I feel "Laughing" is the greatest drug
66. I love my Hmong people, but disagree in a lot of the traditions
67. I really think I have insomnia and I can never sleep
68. I once pissed in a Mountain Dew can and tried to trick my brother in drinking it....lol
69. I love The 70's Show
70. I really do think I am A.D.D. I can never concentrate or focus and always day dream and wonder off into space.
71. When I day dream, I day dream a lot about girls....
72. I love wearing vest...dress vest, casual vest, cotton vest
73. I do not like wearing boxers, I like briefs instead. Lets keep it packaged
74. One word, Kyra Gracie...And I plan and will do my best to excel as far as I can in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Kyra Gracie - BJJ Black belt
75. I could never understand why Billy the Blue Power Ranger, was always a sissy.
76. I think Jamie Foxx is one very talented kaydoo
Winning!
77. I miss my childhood
78. When I think of Charlie Sheen...I think, Winning! and Tiger's Blood



79. I am really honest
80. I never sleep during the day, even when exhausted and I always have to find something to do, because I can sleep when I die.
81. I idolize Michael Jackson and he will always be the greatest artist, musician and performer of all time, hands down.
KING of Pop
82. I wish my nephews Ken and Taj stayed babies forever
83. Sometimes I do pretend that airplanes in the night skies are shooting stars
84. I break danced for 2 talent shows in middle school
85. I am not afraid of death, but I am afraid to lose the ones I love
86. If I ever saw Prince in real life, I think I'd turn gay for like 2 seconds....No Homo

Prince

87. I drink like a girl
88. Shopping is addictive
89. I used to go to Cub Foods and take a box of candy, Gushers, or whatever and open them in the bathroom and eat it.
90. I've ran naked or streaked around a neighborhood before
91. I've swallowed 2 gold fish, while they were still alive. One was for a bet and the other I was drunk.
92. I love Whoppers
93. My older sister Jackie taught me how to spell my name when I was a little little kid.
94. My oldest brother Dar took me to my very first day in kindergarten and I cried















95. I was a pretty good thief back in my days
96. I was in show choir in 8th grade and got to perform at The Weidner Center. Our theme was The Wizard of Oz.
97. I remember when my dad sat me down at the kitchen table and lectured me, but I was sooooo high I didn't understand a thing he said.
98. I walked up and down the whole Vegas strip with my nephew Yoshi and it took about 2.5 hours, with casino hopping and drinking.
99. My favorite fictional characters are Gohan, Akuma, Spider Man, Gambit, Spawn, but my favorite favorite is Batman.

100. I enjoy reading other peoples blogs, it gives me insight into others perspective, thoughts, life, etc....
101. I like and enjoy musicals
102. I love snow and the first day when snow falls, I think it's beautiful. I just hate the road conditions.






103. Back when I was around 19-22 years old, I used to prey every single day before I go to sleep. I am not religious, but just preyed to thank this and that and for Ezra and mom to watch over us.
104. I love the show on MTV called, "The Buried Life". It's about 4 guys traveling across the country and attempting to complete their own list of "100 things to do before you die." And helping people accomplish something along the way.


105. I made and brought jello shots to high school one time. Gulped everything down with Song Lee, got really buzzed, and made it through school that day.
106. One night while tripping and eating chocolate bars, I stayed up all night, went to one of the most important days of school to take the senior finals, still and while tripping. It was the worst day of school in my entire life.
107. I don't play video games anymore, which I find sad and strange because I love games, but I just don't play anymore for some reason.
108. I've personally met famous/professional MMA fighters; George St. Pierre, Shinya Aoki, Scott Smith, Ben Rothwell, Miguel Torres and Anthony Pettis....and saw many others like Fedor Emelianenko.
109. I love rainy, thunder storming days. It's relaxing to me
110. I do not like arguing or even yelling, but will if I have to
111. I'm most likely my nieces and nephews coolest uncle and I'm not bragging.
112. I got 99 problems, but a _____ ain't one


113. I broke my right wrist while grappling with a girl (purple belt), beat her, lost in the finals and took 2nd place at Combat Corner 1...with my broken wrist.
114. I think sushi is very very healthy and good, but is too expensive and overrated.
One World...One Peace
115. If I could change 1 thing about the world, it'll be Racism
116. Sometimes I wish I was taller, then again....My attitude, talents, heart and the way I carry myself makes up for it. Truth!
117. I love how my family is mixed. I have family members, nephews and nieces that are mixed with Chileans, American, Jewish, Canadian, Filipino and Laos.
118. To me, Pho' is the best hangover food.
119. I admire artist that can draw soooo f*cking good, whether it be anime, paintings, sketches, portraits, etc....
120. I want to play my acoustic and sing at a live venue.
121. I want to and will skydive
122. I plan on finishing a triathlon in the near future.
123. I never watched 2 girls and 1 cup, but told everyone else to watch it...    
124. I went on a 31 day drinking binge with Yupper and it was intense! Bars every night, hang overs, sometimes puking and doing it all over again for 31 days straight.
125. I sharted once while jogging..I thought it was only gas, nope...i thought wrong...haha
126. My favorite color is Blue
127. Back in 2008, I enrolled in a 12 week Audio Production class at Wisconsin Conservatory of Music in Milwaukee, WI. I used to drive down there every Monday for 2 hours of class and drive back.
128. My brother Jimmy has got one fat camel toe!
129. When I was 15, I got in a fight with a 17 yr old and got charged for child abuse...???...They said it was a less offense then Battery....Wtf, I guess?!
130. In my senior year, I've hit the bullseye 3X in a row in archery class.
131. I completed the Cellcom Full Marathon!!!

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2 comments:

  1. Thanks for stopping by my blog, All Things Hmong-American. From your 100+ post above, I've gotta say that you've done some interesting things. :) And you're also very ambitious to have so many blogs! I have only two and I have to admit that I've been neglecting my Hmong-American one. I hope you'll keep writing.

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  2. wow..... danny you're always a great friend... write a biography or something... and one day when you're famous i wanna live next door to you!

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